*Yes, I'm hung up on that word.
1. Haircut. Bliss. Angels sing. I AM SO PRETTY!
2. Would I like to pre-book my next appointment six weeks out? I would, but who knows what will be on my schedule then. I'll just call later.
3. Ooh, the ends are lookin' a little shaggy.
4. Okay, time to book that haircut!
5. (FORGET TO BOOK HAIRCUT)
6. What was I thinking? My hair is LONG AND GLORIOUS! I AM A MODERN DAY RAPUNZEL!
7. Okay, I really should book that haircut.
8. (Forgets to book haircut)
9. OMFG. MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SCRAGGLY, RAGGEDY SHIT. I have GOT TO BOOK THAT HAIRCUT.
10. Fuck? No appointments for TWO FUCKING WEEKS.
11. Ponytails. Daily.
12. HAIRCUT! BLISS! I AM SO PRETTY.
13. This time I am really going to pre-book that haircut as soon as I check my schedule.
14. LATHER RINSE REPEAT.
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