Here are some of my favorite conversational snippets from this past weekend.
M: So, we finally went to the Drama Room last weekend. It was so boring! I don't guess they can afford to pay their strippers anymore. There was this drag show going on and like 5 people were watching. But they were doing it up like it was a crowd of 10,000.
S: Every drag queen has to start somewhere.
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M: So we go to this resort and I'm thinking, its a gay resort right? It's got to be nice right? WRONG. It's like the shittiest Days Inn Ever.
B: It used to be a Days Inn.
M: Bryan and Ryan ate at the restaurant, which is called Gushers. And the hostess was SMOKING when she seated them. Ya know, in the restaurant. Called Gushers. Meanwhile, we were meeting M&S in the bar called freaking Saddle Tramps.
(Relatedly, y'all should check out the Habana Inn- The Southwests Largest Gay Resort. In Oklahoma City.)
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B (a man): Okay, y'all. In case this situation gets out of control, I'm going to need to pack a weapon. But I'll be wearing jeggings. So I'm thinking a knife is the way to go, right?
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B: Oh, y'all should totally have Kevin make the cake for the party. I mean, he bought this cake champagne fountain, so he says he's really wanting to get more use of it since he finished the cake decorating class.
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M: I would totally dress up like a tranny one day.
S: You'd be the worst tranny ever. Like you'd ever put on a makeup.
M: No, I wouldn't put on makeup.
S: You can't be a tranny that way.
M: Yes, I can. And I'd do things like go to a men's gyms and do stretches.
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(VERY awkward teen walks by)
S: Oh, honey. Someone should tell him it gets better.
A: Not for that guy.
S: Yes it will!
A: Nah. He'll spend the rest of his life wearing tiger t-shirts and wondering about women.
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M: Ugh. I swear, every time he dresses in drag he gets an attitude. It's a serious relationship problem.
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