Day One: Realize you only have half a roll of toilet paper left. Vow to replish this evening.
Day One Point Five: Go to store for toilet paper. Buy Vogue and Crystal Light.
Day Two: Fuck. Toilet Paper.
Day Three: Paper Towels in lieu...
Day Four: Con friend into taking you to Costco. Get enough toilet paper to last until retirement.
Day Four Point Five: Come home from Costco. Realize toilet paper is a lot to carry from garage. Vow to bring it up later.
Day Four Point Seven Five: Paper Towels
Day Five: Sucess! Toilet Paper brought inside. Set on counter.
Day Five and Three Minutes: Go to bathroom. FUCK. TOILET PAPER SET ON COUNTER.
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