A Toilet Paper Tale.

Day One:  Realize you only have half a roll of toilet paper left.  Vow to replish this evening.

Day One Point Five:  Go to store for toilet paper.  Buy Vogue and Crystal Light.

Day Two:  Fuck.  Toilet Paper.

Day Three:  Paper Towels in lieu...

Day Four:  Con friend into taking you to Costco.  Get enough toilet paper to last until retirement.

Day Four Point Five:  Come home from Costco.  Realize toilet paper is a lot to carry from garage.  Vow to bring it up later.

Day Four Point Seven Five:  Paper Towels

Day Five:  Sucess!  Toilet Paper brought inside.  Set on counter.

Day Five and Three Minutes:  Go to bathroom.  FUCK.  TOILET PAPER SET ON COUNTER.

Current Obsessions.

Armani Beauty Jacquard Green Eye Palette

Forever 21 Green Flare Leg Jeans

Say Hello to my friend, Drew.

Nars Flamenco Lipstick

Suri's Burn Book

Annick Goutal Petite Cherie 

(SHOUT OUT TO METALIA #iwritecreepytweets)

Etsy City Prints by BirdAve

(I have Austin, San Antonio, and Dallas)

Today is the Day Print by TheBigHarumph on Etsy

Because today can always be The Day.

Facebook Hero.

Sooooooooooooo.....bad blogger.....lazy cakes.....promotions at work.....vacations....

Whatever.  I've been gone!  But I'm going to try to be back.  WITH A VENGEANCE!  Or at least like, 2 posts a week.  That's a vengeance right?  I don't know.  But that's my goal for now.

But in the meantime, since I haven't the energy to blog, I've spent my hours becoming a Facebook comedian of sorts, and really, it's a high pressure situation.  I work in a busy busy building with lots of people, many of whom are my Facebook friend, many of whom are also all "YOU ARE SO FUNNY ON FACEBOOK!  YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOKFACER!"

That's a lot of pressure.  But I think I'm up to the task!

So anyway, hopefully, I'll be bringing my comedy stylings back here as well!  Missed you guys and your comments!